There Is Not Giving A Fuck And Then There Is Reading The Cartoon Section At A MLB Game In Your Pajamas
Do you know why this works? It works for two reasons. 1) It works because he’s an old guy and old guys can do whatever the fuck they want. Once you reach a certain age you lose all responsibilities when it comes to being hip or well put together or basically anything that you aren’t, safe to say this guy reached that point a long time ago. 2, and most importantly, only an absolute psycho reads the Cartoon section in 2015. I didn’t even know they still made newspapers that you could hold in your hand let alone a section with cartoons on it. Not even hating either, I used to get down with a little Dilbert or Family Circus back in the day when I was eating my morning cereal but to still be getting your laughs from the cartoon section now? That’s a guy that will stab you in the neck and not even think twice about it. You don’t fuck with that guy under any circumstances, ever.